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FROM PEANUT…I’m on a roll! I’ve got my black kitty Brighad on my mind today. Here’s a fun book series I like called Bad Kitty by Nick Bruel. The series has all kinds of situations this bad kitty gets into. Enjoy the funny book trailer I found on YouTube.
From the creator of The New York Times bestseller Boing! comes the riotous story of a cat gone berserk — four times over an in alphabetical order each time. Kitty is not happy hen she’s told that her favorite foods are all gone and all that’s left are Asparagus, Beets, Cauliflower, Dill…and 22 other equally unappealing vegetables. So she: Ate my homework, Bit grandma, Clawed the curtains, Damaged the dishes, and so on, through Z. Only when tastier things arrive (An Assortment of Anchovies, Buffalo Burritos, Chicken Cheesecake…) does she Apologize to Grandma.
When a kitty discovers there is no cat food in the house, she decides to become very, very bad. – FROM B&N
FROM PEANUT…I LOVE Pete the Cat – I Love My White Shoes. Got to listen to it today in reading camp (I’m tracked out of regular year round school right now). He’s a cool cat. The author wrote this book to tell you that if something bad or sad or anything else happens to you, just keep on walking and flow with life with a smile on your face by “singing your song”. Below is the live reading recorded I found on YouTube. Hope you like it as much as I did. I’m sure you will be singing the song all night long. “I love my red shoes…”
Pete the Cat goes walking down the street wearing his brand new white shoes. Along the way, his shoes change from white to red to blue to brown to WET as we steps in piles of strawberries, blueberries and other big messes! But no matter what color his shoes are are, Pete keeps movin’ and groovin’ and singing his song…because it’s all good. – FROM B&N
As I was in an alley a dude was picking on me. He said to me, “Let’s race wimp.” I stood up to him and handed my friend next to me 15 grand. I tell the dude, “Whoever wins, gets it. Now hand over yours to Bob and meet me in the parking lot at Home Depot.”
He hands the money over in a mean way and walks to his car. I then turn around and go to mine.
It’s time to go.
In 15 seconds, my car is flying down the road leaving a smoke trail and dust choking out those behind.
A Corvette police car comes after me and I bang into him from the side. He crashes to the side of the road and I leave laughing as dirt flies everywhere.
I squint my eyes ahead of me and see a roadblock. I knew I couldn’t continue and had to quickly find a different way. To my right I see a way and drive my car to make a jump over a truck with it’s bed lifted in a deep ditch. I succeed with relief. Phew…
I quickly turn the wheel to the left and drift into a parking lot as the others finally arrive.
I get out of my car and walk over to the dude. “I won your 15 grand. Now beat it and don’t ever let me see you around here again.”